Everyone knows Michael Jackson has passed. He is arguably the greatest entertainer of all time, but for the longest time he’s been a recluse and an accused child molester. So, it’s no surprise that a bunch of death jokes came out when he passed. I’ve included a few that friends have sent me for your entertainment.
If you get offended by this kind of thing, stop reading. But if you are interested in laughing, continue.
1. Did you hear the results from the Michael Jackson autopsy? He didn’t die of a heart attack, it was actually food poisoning. Apparently he ate 12 year old nuts.
2. When Farrah Faucet got to heaven, God said he would grant her one wish. She said “I wish all the little children of the world were safe.” You know the rest.
3. Did you hear that McDonald’s is coming out with a McJackson sandwich? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat between 6 year old buns.
4. Michael Jackson was an organ donor. But because he’s had so much plastic surgery, they are just going to melt him down into Legos and let the kids play with him now.
And in a textbook example of capitalistic exploitation, someone already managed to create this website DeadMichaelJacksonJokes.com. And with over 250+ pages of jokes, and growing, you’ll never run out of material for the next party…
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