We all know the French are p_ssies. They don’t fight. Not in wars. And definitely not against lunatics running around in bat costumes. If this were in America, the Batman would have been lucky to make it out of all these clips alive, or in the hospital at the very least. The only guy with half a pair is the one at the ATM who pushes the idiot to the ground.

If some guy comes up and scares you in the middle of the night wearing that, anything you do to him after that can probably be lawyered into a self defense case…

Happy Halloween, all.