Alternate Universe
Some more Halloween pics just popped up on Facebook: if you were walking down the street and saw Captain America fighting Super Mario, it would blow your mind, right?

Don’t worry, kids. Good isn’t actually fighting good. It just makes a nice photo op.
And my Super Mario eyebrows were out of control…

Awwww, I wonder what Betesh is up to these days…
your facial hair looks distinctly syrian.