I don’t think I can technically say ‘Super Bowl’ in this post without Rodger Goodell coming in the middle of the night and murdering my first born, but I’ll risk it.

For the unfamiliar, my college buddy, Evan (who rides the coattails of his sister’s ‘Say Yes to the Dress’ fame), lives in Miami and claims to be a lawyer in his spare time. His main profession? Crashing Super Bowl parties.

Last night I got the following text from Evan:

Just nailed Jerome Bettis in the head opening a door. He said it was cool, kid.

I didn’t get clarification from Evan on the situation, but I imagine that if Bettis was holding a football at the time, he probably fumbled it on the goal line, only to be saved by Big Ben.

Then, this morning, I get the following picture in my inbox from Evan, titled ‘Man Purse’:

Jason Campbell on the left. DeAngelo Hall on the right, sporting a man purse. Don’t know who the other guy in the photo is, but I’m guessing it’s a Washington Redskin of some sort. Perhaps it’s Albert Haynesworth and he has just shed some serious lbs in the offseason.

I’ll be very impressed if a Great Wahl reader can fill me on who that might be. Evan said there were hundreds of former and current players at this particular party last night and he was lucky if he could identify 10% of them.

No word on what was in DeAngelo’s purse. My guess? Lots of hate mail for his old coach, Mike Smith. It should be some hGH. That kid is tiny…

Not to raise the bar too much, Evan, but I expect for you to have some exclusive content on the level of Dwight Howard’s baby mama getting all freaky at a pool party for me to post tomorrow…

Either way, a big thanks to Evan for providing some exclusive original content for The Great Wahl. Big bonus points for it being NFL related. Much better than Rachel who never came through with the Miami Lingerie Football League meet and greet photos…