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Happy Birthday, Dad!

I don’t have any pictures of my dad on par with the awesome pic I have of my mom, but a picture of him trying to impersonate Mao Zedong last summer in Beijing right in front a guard is probably good enough.

I’m just thankful we weren’t thrown in jail [...]

Worth Fighting For

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I haven’t felt like posting anything lately, but nothing like a nice juicy T-bone steak to put one in the mood.

Happy Independence Day, everyone.

Happy Mother’s Day

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Love you, mom. Happy Mother’s Day.

Any gift sweeter than getting your own post on your son’s awesome blog? I think not.

Happy Fifth of May

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(I’m not going to even try and work in my awesome Spanish language skills on this post.)

Time for Coronas, margaritas, and tacos.

And if you are in Arizona, make sure to bring your ID with you if you’re going to be run around town in a sombrero tonight. Unless you want a [...]

Leader in the Clubhouse

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Last year, for Halloween, I went with a loose interpretation of Super Mario:

If you want to have an impressive costume, you always have to be on the lookout for next year’s idea. And I think I’ve found my best option to date…

Thanks to Olympic men’s figure skating last night on NBC, [...]

Happy Valentine’s Day

Love is grand. Especially on the Jerry Springer Show.

Nothing puts you into the Valentine’s Day spirit like watching some good hair pulling and clothes ripping between lovers and their toothless mistresses:

Believe it or not, Jerry Springer has his own YouTube Channel with tons of videos in case you need to [...]

Your One Stop Shop

B. Jones, Senior Great Wahl Everything

(Editor’s Note: Football season, as we all now have painfully realized, has come to an end. That means that this blog has to expand it’s horizons and try provide you with other unqiue, entertaining content for the next six months. And what better way to kick that off than with an article from a [...]

Priceless

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So, it’s halftime of the Packer game and isn’t going so well (24-10). But that doesn’t mean we can’t still be entertained somehow. I’m going crazy with the posts from my iPhone today:

That’s my two year old neice of a pillow with a giant picture of my parents on it that [...]

A Confederate Christmas

This isn't my brother's place. This is just what I imagine the rest of Arkansas is like over the holidays.

This isn’t my brother’s place. This is just what I imagine the rest of Arkansas is like over the holidays.

I’ve never been to Arkansas. But that’s where my brother and his family live. So that’s where I’m going for Christmas this year.

I hear that they have one of the highest ratios [...]

Carbo-Loading

I think the last time I’ve eaten at an Olive Garden was in high school. Not that I’ve ever had the urge to eat one since, but I definitely don’t think it’s going to happen any time soon.

The next time you see one of their stupid ‘when you’re here, you’re family’ commercials, think [...]