The Tiger Woods Rap

Ludacris hasn’t had a good song in 10 years — including this one — but I’m all about covering pop culture topics, and appealing to my readers, so…

I’m just upset that Luda couldn’t work “Because I’m Blasian’ :)” in somehow…

Just wait until Tiger is divorced, light $750 million, but can still [...]

A Man of the People

By now, everyone has heard of and/or seen the 17-year old kid getting the raw end of a taser for running onto the field during the Philadelphia Phillies game earlier this week. Apparently TheGreatWahl.com has gained quite a reputation for hating on Philly, because I have so far gotten no less than 14 emails, [...]

21st Century Flava Flav

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20th Century Flava Flav:

21st Century Flava Flav:

I was wrong. The iPad is definitely worth getting now. People walking through the mall with an iPad around their neck playing music videos? This is going to start a trend. Get ready for [...]

Ode to Donovan McNabb!

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I will look for any excuse to talk about football now that the season is over. And there is no better reason than this. Some guy put together a five minute “Ode to Donovan McNabb!” on YouTube.

It basically sums up all the points I’ve made to Wernick for the past ten years. [...]

New Kids On The Block

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This one’s for the children.

First, a big ‘CONGRATS!’ to the Hollisters on their new 7lb 6oz baby girl, Sophia Mae. Born in the wee hours of Monday morning, she was almost a Valentine’s Day baby. It’s probably a good thing she wasn’t. But her future boyfriends will surely be happy that they [...]

New Week. New Music.

I hate 95%, or seemingly more on some days, of the music on the radio. Luckily for me, the magical interwebs makes it a lot easier than it used to be to find less known, less crappy artists.

I found this song over the weekend. A pretty cool sound. I had never heard [...]

Today’s Secret Word is “Serving Tray”

There are a lot of iPad jokes going around the internet. The standard issue Hitler scene that someone puts together for any rant (i.e. Brett Favre joining the Vikings), now including the iPad, can be seen here.

I prefer the much more original PeeWee Herman sketch from Funny or Die:

Pee-wee Gets [...]

Club Banger

I found about 40-50 new quality party/workout songs last week when I was putting together a party mix for the Baltimore crew. But one stood out. Like ‘Pants on the Ground’ before it, I can’t get this 3 6 Mafia/Tiesto song out of my head:

Seriously, how can your head not start bobbing [...]

Pants On The Ground

American Idol, a terrible show. The best part was this guy doing his ridiculous original song “Pants on the Ground”:

Even funnier, though, is Jimmy Fallon’s version of the song as a Neil Young cover. Not only is it a great interpretation, Fallon is a fairly talented musician. Who knew?:

I can’t [...]

Shake Ya Ass

In high school, my parents were hits among my friends for a multitude of reasons. Most notably, my mom’s favorite song? Mystikal’s Shake Ya Ass:

Every time that song came on my mom would, well, shake her ass. My friends thought it was hilarious. I thought it was completely retarded. Either way, it [...]