Wrong Number

One of the best parts about using Google Voice for my voicemail is that you can easily share messages with the masses. I received one such share-worthy wrong number voicemail this morning (if the embedded audio player doesn’t work for you, you can listen to the file here):

The opening is classic [...]

Sunday Morning Trivia

I recently saw this picture while catching up on my current event news. Can you guess who these people are that are wearing the sweet outfits?

1. Santa’s helpers 2. High-end Christmas carolers 3. Next generation Snuggie models

None of those are right — just my initial guesses. Do you have a better [...]

Bad to the Bone

I thought I’d share an interesting sight from my trip back to Minneapolis yesterday. A little yappy dog just standing (not tied down or anything) on the second seat of motorcycle behind a big, bad Hell’s Angels wannabe going 75mph down the highway:

The dog was barking a lot, but it didn’t seem [...]

It’s An Ultra Lounge. Obviously.

I guess the term “Ultra Lounge” is used loosely these days. I didn’t think Ultra Lounges existed outside of LA, NY, or Vegas. But apparently She Vegas (the “She” presumably coming from Sheboygan, WI — the hip Location Du Jour, or not) fits the bill.

This “Ultra Lounge Nightclub” is literally sandwiched between two [...]

Worth Fighting For

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I haven’t felt like posting anything lately, but nothing like a nice juicy T-bone steak to put one in the mood.

Happy Independence Day, everyone.

Prenup

This weekend brings us full circle from the Morton-Caponiti engagement announcement on this blog last year. I’m headed off to DC for the weekend for the wedding. The ceremony starts simultaneously with the USA-Ghana World Cup game. It will be tough to miss the game, but thank goodness for an iPhone to check the [...]

Wag the Dog

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Up in Duluth, MN on the corner of Lake Superior (the “S” in your Great Lakes HOLMES HOMES for you geography wunderkinds) this weekend for some awesome adventure.

I’m told, somehow, that Canada is still a few hours north of here, but I’m not convinced. Feels like I’m in Alaska. I even saw a [...]

People of Chipotle

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Why go to Wal-mart when you can go to Chipotle instead?

Time for a new website? Perhaps. Caught this beauty yesterday while grabbing dinner:

And Hitt’s blurry contribution (also proof that a two year old iPhone takes better pictures than a Droid):

Hot pink hair (I really don’t think it was a [...]

You Know You Are a Badass When…

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…1) You have 570 billion pageviews. A tad ahead of the The Great Wahl.

…2) You get sh*tcanned…for sh*tting in a can at ESPN (because you have uncontrollable IBS). Mr. Pancake feels your pain.

…3) You command the army in one of the most important wars of the modern world, you run a [...]

The Job Hunt

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It’s a process…

From: Pearls Before Swine