NCAAF Summer Special: The Pac 16?

BJones, A Gentlemen and a Scholar

BJones, Pac-16 Enthusiast

[Editor's Note: I got a surprise email from BJones last night. He had attached a new piece for The Wahl. I thought he was sending me an exclusive interview of one of the now-famous, always-hot UW Librarian chicks of YouTube fame. But it was not to be. Instead he offers [...]

Missed Opportunity

BJones, a frequent contributor to the Wahl and current stalker on the University of Washington campus, once opined about a mostly-useless speed dating function put on by UW’s graduate student senate.

Perhaps he should have gone to UW’s librarian speed dating night instead:

It’s so awkward, it hurts.

B, I imagine you visit [...]

Can You Hear Me Again?

Big D, A Ladies Man

Big D, A Ladies Man

(Read the first installment of Big D’s series here).

This Saturday will mark the two month hurdle of having a girlfriend without a cell phone.

When I first wrote about my situation, I had made no attempt to contacting her out of school. That is no [...]

Stupid Minnesotan: Dick Day

Maybe this will turn into a repeat series, like BJones’ ‘Mind your MANners’. Being in Minnesota for a few weeks now, it actually seems quite likely.

So, to kick off the first ever ‘Stupid Minnesotan’ award, I present the following quote from from former Minnesota State Senator, and current lobbyist, Dick Day (his name [...]

Can You Hear Me Now?

Big D, A Ladies Man

(Editor’s Note: One of the added benefits of recently moving to Minneapolis is getting to be near relatives. The majority of my dad’s side of the family is in the area, and I’ve already had the chance to see a number of them. I even went to my cousin’s 8th grade play of Beauty [...]

Mind Your MANners: Make It Rain

BJones, A Gentlemen and a Scholar

BJones, a gentlemen and a scholar

Like Wahl, airports and planes offer me plenty about which to complain. But because I am still recovering from flights, cancellations, and delays in my sojourn from Seattle to San Francisco to Boston to St. Louis to New Orleans to St. Louis to Boston to Dallas to [...]

Flippin’ Canadians

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It’s been a long time since I’ve made a post. And for that, I apologize. Though, I was with probably 50% of my readership at a bachelor party this weekend in New Orleans, so much probably wasn’t missed. And I’ve been in the process of moving to Minneapolis over the last couple of days [...]

Best Month Ever

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Sure, February was a great month because I gained a new niece and I decided to move to Minneapolis, but equally as important: February was, by far, the best month ever for Great Wahl website traffic.

And when you factor in the fact that February is a short month, it becomes even more [...]

Mind Your MANners: Don’t Drop the Soap

B. Jones, Senior Great Wahl Everything

B. Jones, Manners Aficionado

It’s hardly a routine column if I only submit once, so here comes submission #2 of Mind Your MANners. And this week’s rant will take what I expect to be the more light-hearted line that the column’s debut galloped right past. So, don’t expect a video of any head-bashing, [...]

Mind Your MANners: Gutless in Seattle

B. Jones, Senior Great Wahl Everything

B. Jones, Senior Great Wahl Renaissance Man

The Great Wahl readers have had the chance to see my masculine side with NCAAF picks and more recently my sensitive side with a blurb on speed dating. But a side yet to be displayed to Wahl’s loyal readers is the critical, cynical and generally crabby [...]