For Sale By Owner

On and off for the last couple of weeks, including pretty much this entire past weekend, I have been building a website for my parents to sell their home. I don’t know a lick of HTML, so it made things a little tricky, but I’ve learned enough about website design and manipulation from [...]

One Dollar Per

I played golf with my Dad this afternoon. We played at the same course we are playing at next weekend in his company’s annual golf tournament to get a nice warm-up in. Some of us are warmer than others:

We bet one dollar per stroke. Nineteen strokes later, I’m ready to treat myself [...]

Lawnmower Man

I just got my new iPhone 4.

I was testing out some of the video recording (because my old iPhone 3G never had it). And I wanted to see how it would perform in low light. Since I’m home this weekend, and my dad was out mowing the lawn at 8PM, I figured [...]

I See Dead Directors

I think we all knew this was the case, but to actually see M. Night Shyamalan’s collapse in chart form is quite stunning. I wouldn’t trust this guy to even produce my niece’s soccer games these days…

The last M. Night movie I saw was The Village. Apparently I got out at the [...]

Maoist

Happy Birthday, Dad!

I don’t have any pictures of my dad on par with the awesome pic I have of my mom, but a picture of him trying to impersonate Mao Zedong last summer in Beijing right in front a guard is probably good enough.

I’m just thankful we weren’t thrown in jail [...]

The Milky Way

(A “thanks” to my dad for bringing my attention to this article. Finally sent a good story. Though, Elton John singing at Rush Limbaugh’s most recent wedding was close to making the cut…)

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I guess, by comparison, Hispanics in Arizona don’t have [...]

A Blast from the Past

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For some random reason, the topic of hovercraft came up in a family email chain this weekend. It instantly reminded me of the early-teen fame that I (and Dave Anderson) obtained because of a fairly awesome hovercraft we built for a science project (with help from my dad and brother, I’m sure) that scored [...]

Are You Too Good For Your Home?

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“You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don’t you just go HOME? That’s your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME!…..SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!”

Just one of those days…

Only one fairway. Only four greens in regulation. And still 37 putts! No four-putts, though, Skor. Six lost [...]

Amazing Aniston

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So, as most of you know, I was went to a bachelor party in New Orleans last weekend.

I flew on Delta, connecting through Memphis. It’s the first time I’ve connected, and not flown direct, on a domestic flight in over four years. And for good reason. First, I hate it. Second, it’s [...]

Race For The Mug

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I’m not the biggest college basketball fan in the world, but this tournament has been quite entertaining. Mostly it’s entertaining because my bracket is still doing well. In The Great Wahl Bracket Challenge for a free Great Wahl Mug, I currently am king of my own hill:

In fact, Carissa is the other [...]