March Madness: Win a Free Mug!

Lots of commercials for The Masters, reallllllllly meaningless baseball games, and endless talk of The Bubble can only mean one thing: Spring is almost here. And what better way to help bring Spring in than to have a little Great Wahl March Madness Competition?!
That’s right, I’ve setup a March Madness Bracket Challenge group on ESPN [...]

I Just Wanna Sex You Up

Just what Tiger needs. A vacation at a resort with a bunch of other sex addicts. I’m sure this will go over well. Yup, Tiger is reportedly in sex rehab.
“He has been there for a few days since his handlers forced him to enter the program. They feel that if he blames his cheating on [...]

Tiger Woods Being Faithful?

Good Ol’ Fox News. This time their talking heads suggest the only way for Tiger Woods to save himself is to become a Christian.
Fair. And balanced.

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Quid-Pro-Golfer

Jesus. The Woods story only continues to get crazier by the day. Between the countless affairs, a doctor arrested for steroids, and now this cover up, it’s amazing. You couldn’t even try to make this stuff up anymore…
In 2007, the National Enquirer apparently had pictures of Tiger Woods ‘in a liason’ with a woman [...]

Less Bimbos, More HGH

Well, at least we aren’t talking about Tiger Woods’ latest mistress today…
A Canadian doctor who has treated many N.F.L. players as well as Olympic medalists like Donovan Bailey and the world’s top golfer, Tiger Woods, is under criminal investigation in the United States. He is suspected of providing athletes with performance-enhancing drugs, according to several [...]

“Because I’m blasian :)”

So, Tiger Woods has some issues.
Back in July, I joked that Tiger Woods was a loyal reader of The Great Wahl. But, you figure he was so busy with work and golf, that he’d actually have no time to read this awesome blog. But, as we all now know, he’s had plenty of time on [...]

Free Golf Carts!

Obama is finally good for something after all: helping my golf game.

Thanks to an IRS ruling that golf carts, as long as they are road worthy (side-view mirrors, seat belts, etc.), can qualify for the electric vehicle rebate up to $5500.
The federal credit provides from $4,200 to $5,500 for the purchase of an electric vehicle, [...]

What’s My Name?

Because a random golf outing in the middle of a freezing October is a historically significant event, I see no problem drawing comparisons to the legendary Ali-Terrell fight.
Terrell called Ali by his by his old name, Clay, before the fight, the most disrespectful thing you could do to Ali in the day. Ali kept [...]

Caddyshack

The Lama has always been a part of golf:

Now, Llamas:

Yes, for $40 the llamas at Sherwood Forest Country Club will carry your bags, accompany you on a nine-hole run, and maybe even channel their peaceful temperament into quiet but unwavering moral support.
I was a caddy for a day once. I carried two bags for 18 [...]

Weekend Recap

1. I have to admit, I really thought the Packers were going to lose that game. We lost 7 games by 4 points or less last year, so I was conditioned for it. I never thought I’d see the Packers go for a 50yd bomb on 3rd and 1 when a field goal would win [...]