Missed Opportunity

BJones, a frequent contributor to the Wahl and current stalker on the University of Washington campus, once opined about a mostly-useless speed dating function put on by UW’s graduate student senate.

Perhaps he should have gone to UW’s librarian speed dating night instead:

It’s so awkward, it hurts.

B, I imagine you visit [...]

The Hub’s Full Circle

Wernick, Senior Great Wahl Antagonist

Wernick, Senior Great Wahl Antagonist

(Editor’s Note: Please read the following post as if hockey, Philadelphia, and/or Boston actually matter. Also, the first ever post with a footnote on The Great Wahl.) ——————

Hello sports fans – unfortunately, The Great Wahl has neglected to provide its readers with some of the great sports [...]

Can You Hear Me Again?

Big D, A Ladies Man

Big D, A Ladies Man

(Read the first installment of Big D’s series here).

This Saturday will mark the two month hurdle of having a girlfriend without a cell phone.

When I first wrote about my situation, I had made no attempt to contacting her out of school. That is no [...]

Stupid Minnesotan: Dick Day

Maybe this will turn into a repeat series, like BJones’ ‘Mind your MANners’. Being in Minnesota for a few weeks now, it actually seems quite likely.

So, to kick off the first ever ‘Stupid Minnesotan’ award, I present the following quote from from former Minnesota State Senator, and current lobbyist, Dick Day (his name [...]

Can You Hear Me Now?

Big D, A Ladies Man

(Editor’s Note: One of the added benefits of recently moving to Minneapolis is getting to be near relatives. The majority of my dad’s side of the family is in the area, and I’ve already had the chance to see a number of them. I even went to my cousin’s 8th grade play of Beauty [...]

Mind Your MANners: Make It Rain

BJones, A Gentlemen and a Scholar

BJones, a gentlemen and a scholar

Like Wahl, airports and planes offer me plenty about which to complain. But because I am still recovering from flights, cancellations, and delays in my sojourn from Seattle to San Francisco to Boston to St. Louis to New Orleans to St. Louis to Boston to Dallas to [...]

Best Month Ever

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Sure, February was a great month because I gained a new niece and I decided to move to Minneapolis, but equally as important: February was, by far, the best month ever for Great Wahl website traffic.

And when you factor in the fact that February is a short month, it becomes even more [...]

Mind Your MANners: Don’t Drop the Soap

B. Jones, Senior Great Wahl Everything

B. Jones, Manners Aficionado

It’s hardly a routine column if I only submit once, so here comes submission #2 of Mind Your MANners. And this week’s rant will take what I expect to be the more light-hearted line that the column’s debut galloped right past. So, don’t expect a video of any head-bashing, [...]

Happy Valentine’s Day

Love is grand. Especially on the Jerry Springer Show.

Nothing puts you into the Valentine’s Day spirit like watching some good hair pulling and clothes ripping between lovers and their toothless mistresses:

Believe it or not, Jerry Springer has his own YouTube Channel with tons of videos in case you need to [...]

Your One Stop Shop

B. Jones, Senior Great Wahl Everything

(Editor’s Note: Football season, as we all now have painfully realized, has come to an end. That means that this blog has to expand it’s horizons and try provide you with other unqiue, entertaining content for the next six months. And what better way to kick that off than with an article from a [...]