You Know You’re a Redneck If…

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…you’re this guy:

Jamie Capp was paralyzed playing football in high school, robbing him of the ability to hunt. But now, after a two and a half year legal battle, he’s obtained a hunting license.

Jamie is now able to hunt using a 12-gauge shotgun attached to a battery-powered machine operated via [...]

Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel

I’ve been told that the younger half of the Roth Brother duo only visits the Great Wahl when I make a reference to the Roth Brothers, or something Jewish. Today, I do both.

The Chanukah Song @ Yahoo! Video

To all the young Rabbi in the crowd and to Hanukkah Harry, Happy Chanukah.

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Catfight!

You’ve probably seen the ads Verizon has been running lately that say “there is a map for that” to highlight AT&Ts absolutely god awful, terrible, sh-tty, miserable 3G service. Hell, I’d even settle for good EDGE (2.5G) service on my iPhone.

You probably have also heard that AT&T sued Verizon to get the ads [...]

Nightmare Juice

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I’ve had a cold since Sunday. I’ve been going to bed well before 9 every night and taking NyQuil to help combat it. The first two nights, I had vivid nightmares while taking NyQuil. I otherwise rarely have nightmares (at least ones that I remember).

Has anyone ever had NyQuil give them [...]

Today’s Easiest Way to Die

We all know the French are p_ssies. They don’t fight. Not in wars. And definitely not against lunatics running around in bat costumes. If this were in America, the Batman would have been lucky to make it out of all these clips alive, or in the hospital at the very least. The only guy [...]

Full of Sh-t

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When he’s not making copies all weekend long writing Supreme Court appeals, Evan is always thinking about ways to get shout outs on The Great Wahl.

On his way to work this morning, he happened to snap a picture of this truck. He says my eyes are bad (which they might be), but [...]

Girl Got a Girlfriend

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[Rap Music Song/Post Title Challenge: Mams Taylor - Girl Got a Girlfriend, because you can never have enough posts with Sweisen/Mams references.]

Apparently, there is something called the Gay Games. Why? Don’t ask. Don’t tell. Apparently, said Games started in San Francisco of 1982 and is the “world’s largest specifically gay sporting and [...]

Line by Line: NFL Week 5 Thoughts

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1. I’m booking a flight to Oakland. If they want to pay $40 million to a big, slow guy who doesn’t know how to play quarterback, I’m their guy.

2. I had plantar fasciitis this summer. It hurt like a b–tch to get out of bed in the morning, let alone trying to [...]

Monumental Moments in History: A College Football Preview

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[Editorial Note: Today is a big day in the evolution of TheGreatWahl.com. I am proud to introduce my first guest writer, B. Jones. I know a lot about pro football, but not nearly enough about college football -- which I know some people would enjoy reading about. That is where my new hired gun [...]

Born to Take Your Money

I haven’t bashed the legal community nearly enough lately. So, I hope to redeem myself by sharing this little gem from Failblog.org: