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100% Annoying

By Wahl, on August 19, 2010, at 9:40 am | 2 comments - (Comments are closed)

My mom is a big fan of Sun Chips. They are her go-to chips. For nearly the last year, Sun Chips come in a 100% compostable “green” bag — that is as loud as hell. Have you ever been around one of these bags? It’s ridiculous. Her cat usually runs scared to the other [...]

I See Dead Directors

By Wahl, on July 21, 2010, at 9:52 am | Comments are closed

I think we all knew this was the case, but to actually see M. Night Shyamalan’s collapse in chart form is quite stunning. I wouldn’t trust this guy to even produce my niece’s soccer games these days…

The last M. Night movie I saw was The Village. Apparently I got out at the [...]

Maoist

By Wahl, on July 11, 2010, at 6:41 am | One comment - (Comments are closed)

Happy Birthday, Dad!

I don’t have any pictures of my dad on par with the awesome pic I have of my mom, but a picture of him trying to impersonate Mao Zedong last summer in Beijing right in front a guard is probably good enough.

I’m just thankful we weren’t thrown in jail [...]

Happy Mother’s Day

By Wahl, on May 9, 2010, at 10:25 am | Comments are closed

Love you, mom. Happy Mother’s Day.

Any gift sweeter than getting your own post on your son’s awesome blog? I think not.

Where The Magic Now Happens

By Wahl, on March 24, 2010, at 11:58 am | 5 comments - (Comments are closed)

As I mentioned a month or so ago, I have decided to move to Minneapolis. And after a great bachelor party this past weekend, I’ve finally been able to get to my new place, where Hitt is now my landlord (a phrase I never thought I would say).

So I feel compelled to at [...]

I’m a New Uncle: Part 4 of __

By Wahl, on February 28, 2010, at 7:41 pm | One comment - (Comments are closed)

Introducing ‘The Latest, Greatest Wahl’, Georgia Truth:

A 7lbs 8oz, 19.5 inch, healthy girl born around 2:30 this afternoon in Arkansas (yes, they even have hospitals with electricity and everything there. Amazing.).

From most accounts, Georgia could have, at the very least, some reddish hair. Any chance of a full out redhead? [...]

Happy Birthday, Mom

By Wahl, on February 1, 2010, at 7:00 am | Comments are closed

Somehow, my mom turns 35 today and the picture of her as a baby is in black and white — and her siblings are all dressed like they were living in the 50s. The early 50s. Go figure…

Happy Birthday, Mom.

Clean Your Balls

By Wahl, on January 18, 2010, at 2:53 pm | Comments are closed

I hate to say it, but my mother, the one who also likes to shake her ass, forwarded this to me:

AXE Detailer Cleans Your Balls – watch more funny videos

She needs professional help. And I need to find more ways to embarrass [...]

Shake Ya Ass

By Wahl, on January 15, 2010, at 2:26 pm | Comments are closed

In high school, my parents were hits among my friends for a multitude of reasons. Most notably, my mom’s favorite song? Mystikal’s Shake Ya Ass:

Every time that song came on my mom would, well, shake her ass. My friends thought it was hilarious. I thought it was completely retarded. Either way, it [...]

Priceless

By Wahl, on January 10, 2010, at 5:21 pm | One comment - (Comments are closed)

So, it’s halftime of the Packer game and isn’t going so well (24-10). But that doesn’t mean we can’t still be entertained somehow. I’m going crazy with the posts from my iPhone today:

That’s my two year old neice of a pillow with a giant picture of my parents on it that [...]