Rap « THE GREAT WAHL

The Tiger Woods Rap

By Wahl, on June 8, 2010, at 1:10 pm | Comments are closed

Ludacris hasn’t had a good song in 10 years — including this one — but I’m all about covering pop culture topics, and appealing to my readers, so…

I’m just upset that Luda couldn’t work “Because I’m Blasian’ :)” in somehow…

Just wait until Tiger is divorced, light $750 million, but can still [...]

A Few of My Favorite Things

By Wahl, on March 1, 2010, at 12:21 pm | Comments are closed

I’ve mentioned how much I like People of Walmart. I’ve also mentioned how I like hip-hop and rap music.

And now someone has finally gotten around to combining the two for me. If you are new to the People of Walmart phenomenon, or you just love to get a quick refresher, this should help. [...]

Club Banger

By Wahl, on January 28, 2010, at 10:06 am | Comments are closed

I found about 40-50 new quality party/workout songs last week when I was putting together a party mix for the Baltimore crew. But one stood out. Like ‘Pants on the Ground’ before it, I can’t get this 3 6 Mafia/Tiesto song out of my head:

Seriously, how can your head not start bobbing [...]

Shake Ya Ass

By Wahl, on January 15, 2010, at 2:26 pm | Comments are closed

In high school, my parents were hits among my friends for a multitude of reasons. Most notably, my mom’s favorite song? Mystikal’s Shake Ya Ass:

Every time that song came on my mom would, well, shake her ass. My friends thought it was hilarious. I thought it was completely retarded. Either way, it [...]

Skanky Leg

By Wahl, on December 2, 2009, at 9:09 am | Comments are closed

(For those severely out of the loop, check out the greatest rap song of late ’08/early ’09 here).

Yesterday, I posted a story about women in Wisconsin using super glue to exact revenge. Today I offer more crazy Wisconsin women seducing men into random hotels room — but this time for profit.

A Wisconsin [...]

Side Huggin

By Wahl, on November 25, 2009, at 9:04 am | One comment - (Comments are closed)

Usually I try to refrain from posting things Gberger sends me, because he has his own blog. But I know we have different readers and I think everyone needs to see this, so I’ve decided to post it:

The best abstinence advice ever? Apparently front/normal hugs are inappropriate, and too likely to lead [...]

Cover Story

By Wahl, on November 5, 2009, at 8:55 am | Comments are closed

Acoustic covers of rap songs are as old as rap songs themselves, but I never get tired of them. You shouldn’t either. They are much better than all the auto-tune crap that’s out there today.

This is of the better covers I’ve heard, of one of the top songs of all time: Sir Mix-A-Lot’s [...]

I’ve Got a Fever

By Wahl, on November 3, 2009, at 1:45 pm | Comments are closed

…and the only prescription is more cowbell.

Christopher Walken is a seriously good actor. His style also lends itself great to deadpan humor. The cowbell skit is one of my favorite SNL moments of all time. However, Walken reading Lady Gaga’s absolutely horrendous Poker Face song is up there too:

And yes, I [...]

Tech Tip of the Day

By Wahl, on November 2, 2009, at 3:35 pm | Comments are closed

Google has launched a new music searching component to it’s engine. You can now search for a song by title, artist, lyric, etc. and should get a link on the top of the search results to play a free stream of that song.

Google users who put the name of a song into the [...]

Is That…

By Wahl, on October 23, 2009, at 7:19 am | Comments are closed

…a whale penis on your seat, or are you just happy to see me?

I’ve never heard of a car quite like this before:

A Russian armoured-car builder is boasting that its latest vehicle has seats covered with “whale-penis leather”.

That’s just ridiculous. But I guess that’s the point. For $1.6 miilion, [...]