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Joke of the Day

By Wahl, on August 17, 2010, at 10:14 am | One comment - (Comments are closed)

Compliments of Seif:

I met a fairy today that granted me one wish.

“I want to live forever,” I said.

“Sorry” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that!”

“Fine” I said, “I want to die after the Vikings win the Super Bowl!”

“You crafty bastard,” said the fairy. [...]

Ode to Donovan McNabb!

By Wahl, on February 17, 2010, at 3:02 pm | One comment - (Comments are closed)

I will look for any excuse to talk about football now that the season is over. And there is no better reason than this. Some guy put together a five minute “Ode to Donovan McNabb!” on YouTube.

It basically sums up all the points I’ve made to Wernick for the past ten years. [...]

Cash For Cancer

By Wahl, on January 3, 2010, at 3:35 pm | Comments are closed

The Situation

I’ve been participating an obviously morbid Death Pool for the past two years. And in two years, I haven’t had anyone die. Here’s my old list from 2008 and 2009:

1. Nancy Reagan 2. Fidel Castro 3. Queen Elizabeth II 4. William Ford, Sr. 5. Barbara Bush 6. Sumner Redstone 7. [...]

The Dirty Jerz

By Wahl, on December 18, 2009, at 10:30 am | Comments are closed

I have a few friends from New Jersey. I have a few friends who went to school in New Jersey. I have a few friends currently living in New Jersey. I have a few Italian-American friends. I also have friends that go to the Jersey Shore on an annual basis. So….I have to [...]

I Don’t See Dead People

By Wahl, on September 15, 2009, at 7:13 am | 2 comments - (Comments are closed)

Patrick Swayze, letter-for-letter the best Scrabble value in the acting business, died yesterday.

But that’s not the tragic news. More upsetting is that I can’t freaking pick someone who is going to die for the life of me.

Sure, some might think that participating in a ‘Death Pool’ a completely morbid activity, and I [...]

Weekend Recap

By Wahl, on September 14, 2009, at 7:46 am | Comments are closed

1. I have to admit, I really thought the Packers were going to lose that game. We lost 7 games by 4 points or less last year, so I was conditioned for it. I never thought I’d see the Packers go for a 50yd bomb on 3rd and 1 when a field goal [...]

Notes From The Weekend

By Wahl, on July 27, 2009, at 3:23 pm | Comments are closed

Yes, Gberger owns a Thomas the Train halloween costume. The Mexican poncho is just a bonus.

1. I introduced the world to ‘The Train’ last week, the latest bad, but catchy rap song on my play list, and also mentioned that Gberger and I were going to spend most of the weekend promoting [...]

Are You Smaller Than An 8th Grader?

By Wahl, on July 23, 2009, at 11:18 am | Comments are closed

I hit a new low today in my fitness project.

I’m now within 20 pounds of my 8th grade basketball height and weight. That’s right, I was a big 8th grader. The game was a lot easier when I was a 6″+ taller than everyone else. I haven’t grown an inch since 8th grade, [...]

Drill Baby, Drill

By Wahl, on June 24, 2009, at 10:00 am | Comments are closed

Regardless of your political views, one always has to be appreciate white guys trying to go on national TV and doing rap. Especially really tall, really white Ivy Leaguers. Thanks for the link, Dorman.

Seif, I think it’s time to step up to the plate and put your rap out there again. And you [...]

Congrats o’ the Week

By Wahl, on June 12, 2009, at 10:55 am | One comment - (Comments are closed)

Suburbia has claimed it’s latest victim. A two-story house with a pool in a cul-de-sac. Now all Seif needs is a dog, a wife, and the standard 2.5 kids and he’s officially a statistic. Remember to send out that Evite for the July 24th house warming party. Congrats again, buddy.

And an even bigger [...]