Terminating Emory

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So, California is bankrupt, isn’t it? But I’ve seen The Governator all over the place recently. He was at the NBA All-Star weekend, he might have been at the Olympics in Vancouver, and now he’ll be at the coolest place on earth: Emory University.

Here is the BREAKING NEWS I just received:

When [...]

Switch Effing Hands

"Chill out, dickwad."

I lose faith in humanity with every story like this I read:

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