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Your Response Is Needed

By Wahl, on July 15, 2010, at 4:49 pm | 6 comments - (Comments are closed)

I’ve long argued with Wernick, The Great Wahl’s baseball editor, that his sport is a worthless. It is so undeniably boring and even more undeniably long. But he tries to defend baseball like a cornered, rabid dog. That’s why I feel compelled to call him out publicly. I want to hear his thoughts on [...]

Are You Too Good For Your Home?

By Wahl, on May 28, 2010, at 10:54 pm | Comments are closed

“You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don’t you just go HOME? That’s your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME!…..SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!”

Just one of those days…

Only one fairway. Only four greens in regulation. And still 37 putts! No four-putts, though, Skor. Six lost [...]

Knee-Jerk Analysis: Packers v. Buccaneers

By Wahl, on November 8, 2009, at 9:28 pm | One comment - (Comments are closed)

My top 10 stream-of-consciousness points from today’s Packers/Bucs game:

1. The Packers are terrible.

2. The Packers are worse than the worst team in the NFL.

3. Our season was over before today’s game. Now it’s really over.

4. I’ve said before that Ted Thompson needs to be fired. I think I gained [...]

I’ve Got a Fever

By Wahl, on November 3, 2009, at 1:45 pm | Comments are closed

…and the only prescription is more cowbell.

Christopher Walken is a seriously good actor. His style also lends itself great to deadpan humor. The cowbell skit is one of my favorite SNL moments of all time. However, Walken reading Lady Gaga’s absolutely horrendous Poker Face song is up there too:

And yes, I [...]