The Lefty Diet

phil_fat

We already know Phil Mickelson loves himself some post-Masters Krispy Kreme doughnuts.

And last year, Lefty tried (ultimately unsuccessfully) to buy 105 Waffle Houses.

Now comes word that he loves Five Guys burgers:

“I grew up on In-N-Out,” said Mickelson, who admitted he had gone to Five Guys for six days in a [...]

Mega Piranha

Last weekend, while we were waiting for Mickelson to choke away The Masters, Gberger and I had a conversation about great low budget SyFy Channel movies. He mentioned he had just seen the trailer for Mega Piranha. It sounded very amazing. And then as I was watching The Soup clips on my iPhone app [...]

Connectivity Issues

mickelson_phil_krispy_kreme_500

I’ve received a few complaints this week that I’ve been slacking on my posting. For that, I apologize. But my slumlord has a Dell desktop from like 1998 running Windows XP with no WiFi, so he needs the direct ethernet cable from the modem. And we don’t have a router right now (my family [...]

To The Left

mickelson_tiger_masterscartoon

As Connor pointed out this morning, my Masters predictions were a little off. But I warned as much. The only position I got relatively close was Tiger’s. I said he’d get fifth. He finished tied for fourth.

My guesstimation of Mickelson’s 40th place finish was not exactly correct either. He went out and [...]

Masters Debating

Everyone needs sex rehab

Everyone on the PGA needs sex rehab

Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last month, you know that Tiger Woods is coming out of the bedroom to finally play golf again at this week’s Masters tournament in Augusta (the sports event I want to go to more than any other, [...]

Match Box

match

So…I know it’s been way too long since I’ve made a post on here. I’m still trying to get into some sort of routine now that I’ve moved to Minneapolis. I apologize to everyone who has checked in over the last week and seen the same boring story about my first round of [...]

US Open Predictions

It takes a lot of balls to golf like a Swede.

It takes a lot of balls to golf like a Swede.

The US Open is my second favorite tournament of the year, behind The Masters. However, when it’s at Bethpage Black with the crazy New York fans, nothing might be better. ESPN has nearly 24/7 coverage. Should be a good time. It is [...]