Complimentary Hors

The PGA Championship is near my parent’s place in Kohler, WI this week. No bites on selling their home yet, but the week is young.

As for the actual tournament, Tiger sucks, Mickelson has severe arthritis, and everyone else on the tour is relatively boring. I’ve been to four PGA Championships in my [...]

For Sale By Owner

On and off for the last couple of weeks, including pretty much this entire past weekend, I have been building a website for my parents to sell their home. I don’t know a lick of HTML, so it made things a little tricky, but I’ve learned enough about website design and manipulation from [...]

It’s An Ultra Lounge. Obviously.

I guess the term “Ultra Lounge” is used loosely these days. I didn’t think Ultra Lounges existed outside of LA, NY, or Vegas. But apparently She Vegas (the “She” presumably coming from Sheboygan, WI — the hip Location Du Jour, or not) fits the bill.

This “Ultra Lounge Nightclub” is literally sandwiched between two [...]

Open Up

Update: Here’s the really small pool I was talking about. We all pretty much had the same ideas. I’m sure we’ll all be equally as wrong by the end of the weekend…

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The British Open kicks off tomorrow. I’m in a small little pool with a handful of people. We have to [...]

The Tiger Woods Rap

Ludacris hasn’t had a good song in 10 years — including this one — but I’m all about covering pop culture topics, and appealing to my readers, so…

I’m just upset that Luda couldn’t work “Because I’m Blasian’ :)” in somehow…

Just wait until Tiger is divorced, light $750 million, but can still [...]

Four Putt

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(As a matter of the wager, I’m obligated to post this…)

The Players: Yours truly paired up with Hitt vs. Skor and Gberger.

The Site: The first of hopefully many epic 4-man golf battles happened at Highland National Golf Course in St. Paul…home of the Snoopy bunker.

The Wager: $1 per hole skins for [...]

Are You Too Good For Your Home?

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“You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don’t you just go HOME? That’s your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME!…..SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!”

Just one of those days…

Only one fairway. Only four greens in regulation. And still 37 putts! No four-putts, though, Skor. Six lost [...]

It’s Only Fair

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Last year, I smoked Skor in a round of golf.

And I beat him in the first 9 holes we played together this year 42 to 43. He has taken the most recent 27 holes though, including 18 we played yesterday at Deer Run, in 30mph sustained winds.

I found a new, great (FREE) [...]

To The Left

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As Connor pointed out this morning, my Masters predictions were a little off. But I warned as much. The only position I got relatively close was Tiger’s. I said he’d get fifth. He finished tied for fourth.

My guesstimation of Mickelson’s 40th place finish was not exactly correct either. He went out and [...]

Masters Debating

Everyone needs sex rehab

Everyone on the PGA needs sex rehab

Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last month, you know that Tiger Woods is coming out of the bedroom to finally play golf again at this week’s Masters tournament in Augusta (the sports event I want to go to more than any other, [...]