Tighty Whities

Wernick calls and emails me his random business ideas about every other week (because he hates the idea of having to be a lawyer???). To date, I’ve rejected them all as completely idiotic. One of his most recent ones was trying to convince me that you could apply the Netflix subscription model to the magainze [...]

Ode to Donovan McNabb!

I will look for any excuse to talk about football now that the season is over. And there is no better reason than this. Some guy put together a five minute “Ode to Donovan McNabb!” on YouTube.
It basically sums up all the points I’ve made to Wernick for the past ten years. The only [...]

2010-2011 NFL Season Preview

It’s been less than 36 hours since the 2009-2010 NFL Season ended and I’m already going into withdrawal. So, I have to get my fix by putting together a quick preview for next year. It’s never too early.
Sportsbook.com has futures for next year’s Championship Games and Super Bowl. That’s enough for me to put together [...]

The Official Super Bowl Preview

It’s been a while since I’ve posted my full weekly NFL preview column on here. But it’s the Super Bowl, so I figure I might as well go out of the football season with one last big push. I have some recap stuff to get to once the season is completely over, and I will [...]

A Personal Request

BJones, The Great Wahl’s College Football Senior Writer, asked me to put together a quick commentary about last night’s Pro Bowl experiment…so here we go.
For the unfamiliar, the Pro Bowl is usually played in Hawaii the week after the Super Bowl. This year, it was played in Miami, the site of this year’s Super Bowl, [...]

A Dam Shame

I can’t leave this just to the Facebook community to see this. I have to throw it out to the Great Wahl masses. It’s quite an incriminating picture. I hope it doesn’t cost either one of them their fancy lawyer gigs next fall.
Wernick is already on the Wahl of Fame. Maybe he should be the [...]

Spread ‘Em – Week 18: Wildcard Edition

I’ve been traveling the past few weeks, so I haven’t had the opportunity to put together my weekly NFL picks column. However, I can’t resist any longer now that the playoffs are upon us. Only 11 NFL games remain in the 2009 season. Let’s see if I can pull a winning record against the spread [...]

Buddy’s Watchin’ You

Normally, Philly sucks. But today, Philly is awesome. Well, at least 1988 Phildalephia was awesome.
Everyone has heard the Bears’ Super Bowl Shuffle. But I have never heard of Buddy’s Watching You. Buddy being their head coach at the time, Buddy Ryan:

Reggie White? Randall Cunningham? Keith Jackson? All the greats make an appearance…
Why don’t teams make [...]

Knee-Jerk Analysis: Packers-Steelers

I never got around to writing a game preview for yesterday’s Packers-Steelers battle. It would’ve been a waste of time. Our game plan was terrible. And having to play our 7th and 8th CBs because of injury really killed us. Big Ben throws for 503 yards and has a Super Bowl-esque TD throw on the [...]

The Dirty Jerz

I have a few friends from New Jersey. I have a few friends who went to school in New Jersey. I have a few friends currently living in New Jersey. I have a few Italian-American friends. I also have friends that go to the Jersey Shore on an annual basis. So….I have to be a [...]